- I don’t need to know anything.
- I don’t need to know anything.
- I don’t need to know anything.
- I don’t need to know anything.
- I don’t need to know anything.
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Posted 1 week ago
Advertising works. I’d like to try some Ibizious, please.
Posted 1 week ago
'The Internship' Poised To Be Biggest Comedy Of 2005
Critics say the upcoming Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson film about interning at Google has everything an audience in 2005 could want in a comedy.Hey! I contribute to The Onion now, specifically their video side. I send in lots of ideas and little summaries every week and if they are funny, they turn them into full videos. I didn’t mention it on The Internet because I was scared I would never get anything in, but then I started getting stuff in. Here is the first one they made! A thing I said is on The Onion, which is a very, very cool thing for me.
OK GO WATCH IT
Tim, this was really funny.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Josh Simpson: A Humble Request for UCB Students
I’ve had the privilege of performing on Harold night at the UCB Theater for 5 years now for the best audiences in Los Angeles. I really do appreciate people taking time out of their Monday nights to go see a comedy show in a tiny black box theater. That’s awesome.
Last night, Cooper and Winslow…
Hear hear.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Master the instrument, master the music, then forget all that shit and play.
Charlie Parker (1920-1955) - Key figure in the bebop movement.
Posted 2 weeks ago
Katja Blichfeld: Some invaluable advice to actors from a casting director:
From Risa Bramon Garcia for Backstage Online
Here are some choices (and they are choices) to make any casting director truly happy in the room.
1. Accept the invitation with grace and enthusiasm. You were requested to be here as our guest.
2. Come to work and not to please or get our…
Applicable to many, many situations.
Posted 2 weeks ago
I have three rules to live by. One, get your work done. If that doesn’t work, shut up and drink your gin. And when all else fails, run like hell!
Ray Bradbury
Posted 3 weeks ago
erika heidewald #1 #1!!: "Flattering" Can Fuck Right Off
Dear People Who Have Told Me You Think My Clothing Is Unflattering -
Thank you so much for your helpful advice. You’re absolutely right, I should find clothes that if I’m lucky could make me look less like myself and if I’m really lucky, maybe make me look more like someone else. How fantastic….
“I don’t care if this shirt is “matronly” (a.k.a. gives me mom boobs). Your mom had boobs and you loved those goddamn things. YUM, am I right?”
and
“I already have a bikini body and not to scare you, but you do, too.”
and
“go suck ur own dick - it’s probably fun.”
Conclusion: Erika is the shit.
